swarnpert:

sir, do you know how fast you were pissing?

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nsfw (not safe for water)

feirplace:

alkali metals

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skeleton-cum:

enby-life:

I’m here to introduce you to grolar bears

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They’re a mix between polar bears and grizzly bears

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It’s a hybrid that’s occurred both in captivity and in nature, for some reason

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The best part about grolar bears however, is that they’re also known as…

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Pizzly

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rawstlwhore314 asked:

You into breeding?

pissvortex:

mattefier-deactivated20221118:

No! Always adopt from a shelter! 🐶🐱🐹🐰

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jammmydodgers:

special-grade-fujioshi:

I tried to order a bts meal w vbucks and the cashier sicked his dalmatians onto my aging mother

Posts that would have been incomprehensible a month ago

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catasters:

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dotjoy:

Big doinks in Black Mesa

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woolwearer:
“woolwearer:
“cyberfights:
“ cyberfights:
“ this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the...

woolwearer:

woolwearer:

cyberfights:

cyberfights:

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

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Never forget

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beyoncescock:
“this is wrong. 32 is not equal to 6
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beyoncescock:

this is wrong. 32 is not equal to 6

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sloppystyle:

shes shopping

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owlmylove:

officialromaniantranslatiuni:

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#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp